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Jacob Matson @matsonj Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never met my wife. I can only see glimpses of it... eric curtin @_ericcurtin Just bought 25 Costco hot dogs!

Jacob Matson @matsonj Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never met my wife. I can only see glimpses of it... eric curtin @_ericcurtin Just bought 25 Costco hot dogs!

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Stay single and get rich. Loyalty doesn't work in this generation. 😌🚩

Stay single and get rich. Loyalty doesn't work in this generation. 😌🚩

avatar John Paul
I don't understand why my friends ask me for relationship advice. If I knew what I was doing I wouldn't be sleeping next to my unfolded laundry.

I don't understand why my friends ask me for relationship advice. If I knew what I was doing I wouldn't be sleeping next to my unfolded laundry.

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So you're not married? Nope. Ever been? Nope. Want to be? Nope. Don't you want a woman of your own? What for? Share your name, bear your children, be a companion. They ask me to quit drinking, quit gambling, save my money, and they bitch about her aches and pains all day? No thanks. Must be a lonely life. It's a great life.

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I can honestly say that this era of being single is the most peaceful stage of my entire existence.

I can honestly say that this era of being single is the most peaceful stage of my entire existence.

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Last night, I rolled over to cuddle. I forgot I am still single and fell off the bed. 😂 Single Life Matters! 😝 Yeah, what the fuck?

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